Funny for Friday

I forgot who sent this to me several weeks back, but I had to save it. Too funny.

"Mom and I" made muffins this morning. For some reason, she wanted to sit upstairs with me. She never sits very long, but this morning she decided to. So, I gave her some foodie catalogs to look through while I made the muffins. She was perfectly content. I'm convinced she thinks she is actually talking with real words. I just smile and agree and add some remark to what I think she's talking about and she will just giggle. We're so fortunate she is happy and feels good.

I used the larger oven without the convection fan going, as this is what the Viking teacher said to use. I set both the top and bottom elements on; and as you can see, my crumble got a little brown. Next time, I'll try just the bottom one. We'll see. They were tasty just the same.

The countertop people came in to template for the new countertops this morning They make me sick. Yes, I am still in KITCHEN HELL. We had to go to arbitration; and the verdict was that they had to replace the countertops and fix the ice maker before any payment was made. Yay! This could have been finished last year, almost to the day. But they decided to lie and cheat. I wonder how they stay in business. I've been using this phrase a lot lately, "They will never prosper." And I'll use it again. Wise words from mom. At any rate, here we go again, one year later. Geesh. I will do a happy dance for an entire week if this kitchen is ever finished. The entire thing has literally made me ill.

We do have the weekend ahead, so I think we all should do a happy dance. Even if it's just around the room. Everyone, one-two-three. Hands in the air - - - HAPPY DANCE!